Survival tips for surviving trips.

Surviving a two month road trip, stuck in a RV with your mother and her boyfriend can be challenging, but I've managed to come up with my list of survival tips. It's a work in progress, I might add to the list as time goes by.
Here we go...

1. When someone needs coffee, we find coffee.
2. Atlas' are your new favourite book. You'd really wonder if you knew how often I look at it. One night I took it to bed with me. I wouldn't be surprised if we need our own atlas' soon too (see number 6).
3. Have a safe place. Once there, go to the happy place.
4. When things get bad, remember to always bring a stuffed animal with, you can hug it well rocking back and further.
5. Headphones. Even if there's nothing to listen to, when someone spots them in your ears, they'll draw their attention elsewhere.
6. Maps. For some reason we've each needed our own map, for most of the provinces we crossed.
7. Have an escape plan. Know there's always a way out.
8. When someone is having computer problems (not mentioning names) just let them figure it out. Especially if you know they've been shown before (still not mentioning names). The cries of anger and frustration will stop. But at that point, you're already in the happy place.
9. Nap. Take at least one nap per day, while driving (not while your driving, when someone else is), after which hydrate.
10. Take charge (try to, at least). Sometime you've just got to say, "No more caches, no more stops.". Then hope for the best.
11. Everyone has a job. Things get done faster if we all help out.
12. Eat the bloppy porridge. Just choke it down, once the berries are gone and there's just porridge left, you can discreetly stop eating it.
13. Beer time. No comments necessary.

Too recap everything I've said, be sure to have the essentials: 

You get the idea. 

Right?

Gabe.